Gonzales Resigns, Vows to Find the Real Perjurers – The Smirking Chimp A grim-faced Alberto Gonzales announced today that he was resigning in order to dedicate the rest of his life to “finding the real perjurers.” “They deceived Congress and the American people,” he said, “and I won’t rest until they’re brought to justice.” He … Continue reading Gonzales Resigns, Vows to Find the Real Perjurers